51 Funny Craigslist Job Titles and Listings

Craigslist is a popular place to post free jobs listings. Sometimes the job titles are pretty funny. Here are 51 funny job listings from the site for your pun-filled enjoyment.

When I saw the message on the gas pump, I first thought of all these funny resume blunders. Since Robyn – another blogger in this group writing project – already mentioned them in her hysterical post, I decided to compile this funny job titles list.

Funny Job Titles

Update 25/09/09: when I blogged this article, all the funny job titles linked to real postings on Craigslist. As time passed, Craigslist removed the old postings, breaking all my links so I’ve removed them. Believe me, though, those were the real titles used. Enjoy!

experienced bra fitter – I bet they had trouble finding candidates for this one.PlayStation Brand Ambassador – please report to your residence in the United States of Nintendo.Eyebrow Threading – I REALLY hope this has something to do with dolls.Administraive/ Secretary – ok, ok, we get it. It’s clear where you need help.Finish Carpenter – for when the Start Carpenter gets tired.Helpdesk Technician @ Pentagon – “Uh, hello? I’m having a problem with this missile…”Nail Tech – so nails can be pretty complicated…Remedy Engineer – aren’t those called “doctors”?Saltlick Cashier – new trend in the equestrian industry. Ok, enough horsing around.Molecular Biologist II – when Molecular Biologist I gets promoted.

Check out the full list here.

Funny Job Listings

Drive Around Round Rock and get paid!! – seems simple enough.Landscaping Labor – the new Green Party.ROCKSTAR DEVELOPER – and you thought only American Idol was manufactured.Wine & Spirits retail store looking for partime help – maybe they should stop drinking their merchandise first.Attractive, Busy Professional Seeks Very Attractive Personal Assistant – sounds one-sided to meThe Perfect Nanny Needed – Didn’t Ms. Doubtfire retire when the movie ended?You might want to work with us forever – depends on your health plan.I WANT TO HIRE YOU ON AT $500 PER DAY – what happens at the end of that day?Where Are You? – right here. Where are *you*?RUTH’S CHRIS STEAK HOUSE – it’s gonna be a long night for poor Chris.

Check out the full list here.

Craigslist is a popular place to post free jobs listings. Sometimes the job titles are pretty funny. Here are 51 funny job listings from the site for your pun-filled enjoyment. When I saw the message on the gas pump, I first thought of all these funny resume blunders. Since Robyn – another blogger in this group

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